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Tuesday, February 15, 2011

DONT STOP READING THIS OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO U…



boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren’t u there?
girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor.
boy- oh really? y?
girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all.
boy- oh
girl- so what did we do in math 2day?
boy- u didnt miss nuthing that great. just lots of notes
girl- ok good
boy- yeah
girl- hey i have a question……
boy- ok, ask away
girl-how much do u love me?
boy- u kno i love u more than anything
girl- yeah…..
boy- y did u ask?
girl- *silence*
boy- is something wrong?
girl- no nothing at all
boy- good.
girl- how much do u care about me?
boy- i would give u the world in a heartbeat if i could.
girl- u would?
boy- yeah.of course i would *sounding worried* is there something wrong??
girl- no, everythings fine……
boy- are u sure?
girl- yeah.
boy- ok…….i hope so.
girl-would u die for me?
boy- i would take a bullet for u anyday, hun
girl- really?
boy- anyday. now seriously, is there something wrong???
girl- no im fine, ur fine, we’re fine, everyones fine.
boy- …………ok
girl- well i have to go ill c u 2morrow at school.
boy- alright, bye. I LOVE YOU.
girl- yeah, i love u 2, bye.

THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
boy- hey, have u seen my g/f 2day?
friend- no
boy- oh.
friend- she wasnt here yesterday either.
boy- i know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last nite.
friend- well dude u kno how gurls are sumtimes
boy- yeah.but not her.
friend- idk what else 2 say, man.
boy- k well i gotta get 2 english, ill c ya after school.
friend- yeah i gotta get to science, ttyl.

THAT NIGHT:
-ring—ring—ring—ring-
girl- hello?
boy- hey
girl- oh, hi.
boy- y weren’t u at school 2day?
girl- uh…….i had another doctor appointment.
boy- are u sick?
girl- um i have 2 go, my mom’s callin on my other line.
boy- ill wait.
girl- it may take a while, ill call u later.
boy-alright,i love u hun.  (very long pause*)
girl- *with tear in her eye* look, i think we should break up.
boy- what???
girl- its the best thing for us right now.
boy- y????
girl- i love u.
click<
THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.
boy- hey dude
friend- hey
boy- whats up
friend- nothin, hey have u talked 2 ur ex lately?
boy- no
friend- so u didnt hear?
boy- hear what?
friend- um idk if i should be the one to tell u……
boy- dude, wtf tell me
friend- uh….call this number.​ 433-​555-​3468
boy- ok…………

BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
-ring—ring—ring-
voice- hello, suppam county hospital, this is nurse beckam.
boy- uh…….i must have the wrong number, im looking for my friend.
voice- what is her name, sir?(boy gives info)
voice- yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here.
boy- really? y? what happened??? how is she???
voice- her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3.
boy- WHAT HAPPENED??!!!!
voice- plz come by sir and you can see her, goodbye.
boy- WAIT! NO!*dial tone*
BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
boy- omg are u ok??
girl- .
boy- sweetie!! talk to me!!
girl- i……….
boy- u what?? U WHAT???
girl- i have cancer and im on life support
boy- *breaks into tears*
girl- they’re taking me off 2night
boy- y??
girl- i wanted 2 tell u but i couldnt
boy- y didnt u tell me????
girl- i didnt want 2 hurt u.
boy- u could never hurt me
girl- i just wanted 2 c if u felt bout me as the same i felt bout u.
boy- ?
girl- i love u more than anything, i would give u the world in a heartbeat. i would die for you and take a bullet for you.
boy- ………..
girl- dont be sad, i love u n ill always be here w/u
boy- then y’d u break up w/me?
nurse- young man, visiting hours are over.

BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES.
but what the boy didn’t know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up w/him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.

amat memilukan jika mndapat pertanyaan begini dri org yg kte syg then dye pegi begitu saje T_T

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Practical besshhh :)


taun ney ak last belajar, skang ak nga practical kat MRCB . ak kat sini kene wat 1 system yg mnyeluruh utk polis bantuan kl sentral, dgn ada nya system ney, memudahkan urusan merekod data2 sperti clamping , kadar jenayah dan kedatngan pekerja..ak harap dpat la siap kan system ney dlm jangka masa yg di tetapkan.

dlm office ak xbz sngt sbb ak xda kje seharian , just ak kene memeningkan kpale otak ney utk pk kan coding n creativiti pntg dlm wat system ney..kat office mmg keceriaan sukar d gambarkan. epy staff2 kat sane dari staff bawahan sampai lar boss atasan..hehehe. sempoi n memahami. selama ak 4 bulan berada disini, ak harap ak dapat timba pengalaman yg berharge agar ak dpat mnmbah ilmu. sambil mnyelam kene telan air sikit2, supaye tak la dahage di kemudian hari.hehehe

Thursday, December 23, 2010

indonesia takut lawan malaysia?

“TINDAKAN walk out (keluar padang) bererti pasukan kita (Indonesia) pengecut.
“Jadi Indonesia tidak akan sesekali atau tak boleh walk out. Itu akan menjadi kerugian kepada kita sendiri.”
Demikian penegasan dibuat Setiausaha Agung Persatuan Sepak Bola Seluruh Indonesia (PSSI), Nugraha Besoes pada sidang akhbar di Kedutaan Besar Republik Indonesia (KBRI) di Jalan Tun Razak, Kuala Lumpur pagi semalam.
Ia rentetan laporan pihak media di negara republik itu kelmarin bahawa skuad Indonesia mengancam untuk memboikot aksi final pertama Piala AFF Suzuki 2010 di Stadium Nasional, Bukit Jalil andai pemain mereka diganggu sinaran laser oleh penyokong Malaysia.
Dakwa mereka, pada aksi separuh akhir pertama Malaysia bertemu Vietnam minggu lalu, penjaga gol Vietnam telah diganggu sinaran laser sehingga menyebabkan pasukan juara bertahan itu tewas 0-2.
“Memang perkara ini berlaku ketika Malaysia bertemu Vietnam tempoh hari. Tapi permainan telah dihentikan seketika sehingga individu yang memancarkan sinaran laser itu ditangkap.
“Jadi kami telah bertemu pihak Persatuan Bola Sepak Malaysia (FAM) semalam (kelmarin) bagi meminta jaminan hal yang sama tidak berulang pada Ahad ini.

“Tapi jika ia berlaku sekali pun, permainan akan dihentikan seketika sehingga individu terbabit ditangkap. Jadi tak wajar untuk kita melakukan tindakan walk out kerana kita sendiri yang rugi,” jelas Nugraha pada sidang akhbar tersebut.
Pihak media di Indonesia mungkin mahu sengaja mensensasikan berita berhubung pemboikotan tersebut apabila mereka memetik komen daripada Ketua Umum PSSI, Nurdin Halid ketika pertemuan dengan media di Pejabat PSSI di Senayan, Jakarta kelmarin.
Nurdin dipetik sebagai berkata pada pertemuan tersebut: “Soal sinar laser pernah dikeluhkan jurulatih Vietnam kerana ia berbahaya jika terkena mata secara berlebihan.
“Jika itu terjadi lagi, kami akan memboikot pertandingan. Pasukan kami akan terus menghentikan permainan.”
Namun, dakwaan Nurdin ini agak keterlaluan sekali gus disensasikan oleh media Indonesia.
Apalah sangat pada sinar laser, dan tidak mungkin ia boleh menjejaskan rentak permainan seseorang pemain itu.

Indonesia seharusnya tidak perlu membuat helah seperti itu, sebaliknya berterima kasih kerana terlalu diberi keistimewaan sepanjang kejohanan ini.
Mereka beraksi di tempat sendiri sehingga ke perlawanan separuh akhir berbanding pasukan lain.
Ancaman untuk memboikot hanya disebabkan sinaran laser, membuktikan betapa pengecutnya mereka untuk beraksi di gelanggang lawan.
Indonesia boleh dianggap bernasib baik melangkah ke final kerana dua perlawanan separuh akhir dilangsungkan di Gelora Bung Karno, Jakarta ekoran masalah stadium dihadapi lawan mereka, Filipina.
Sepatutnya, aksi kedua separuh akhir antara Indonesia dengan Filipina itu diadakan di gelanggang berkecuali sama ada di Singapura atau di Kuala Lumpur.
Indonesia tidak perlu membuat sebarang helah menjelang perlawanan akhir pertama ini kerana mereka sudah terlalu banyak mendapat keistimewaan sepanjang kejohanan ini.


p/s: indonesia macam cuak je sbb malaysia tewaskan pasukan no 1 asia tenggara vietnam :)

Friday, October 15, 2010

TOPUP punye pasal!!!

Membe ak jual topup kat umah so ktorg letak ar advertisement kat lif..so jualan pun memberangsangkan.alhamdulillah.kami cume membantu jew din.din ney membe ak yg jual topup.
satu kesah berlaku pada 1 mlm, c din ney ske amik rokok n letak kat mulut dye ,gaye2 stylo ar..tgh dye dudok dgn rokok di mulut ader seseorang memberi salam.terkejut c din ney sampai rokok di mulut jatuh ke lantai.ahahahha. then rupe nye abg sebelah rumah.time tu abg sebelah nak topup.din ney jenis yg cuak n cpat mngelabah punye pasal. Dye amik pen n buku topup.slepas itu dialog berbunyi begini:

Din: abg nak topup aper??
Abg:maxis ade x??
Din: ade..hah abg tulis nme..
Abg:hahhh tulis name???(terkejut)
Din:eh eh tulis nombor..clap abg.

Ktorg dgr trus tergelak terguling2..ahahahha
Din ape nak jd ..nasib baik abg.klau awek, mau segan nak dtg balik. klau awek tu sporting xper ar jgk.din behave yourself..ahahaha


p/s:time ak ader kat umah xder plak awek dtg,klau ak kuar je berduyun2 awek dtg.adoyai..hehehe

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Umie Aida dgn siapa tu????

ntah knp tadi tetibe ak soh membe ku bukak cter senario lagi.sbb cter tu lawak.dari dulu sampai lar ney.even bkn tgok slalu pun.hehe
tgok punyer tgok sampai lah adegan azlee ngan umie aida nyanyi berduet.then teringat plak ader cter lamer umie aida ngan ahmad idham.xsilap romeo n juliet.cter tu taun 1999 time ak darjah 3.so long.masih ak ingat time cter tu meletop,umie aida, ahmad idham n pelakon laen termasuk mohd noon kadir pengrah cter tu dtg ke skolah rendah ak dulu,sbb dlu anak pmpuan mohd noor kadir ney baye ak n skolah kat situ.so senang ar kan.depan2 siot ak jumpe.time kecik mne tau pape.usha je ar.yang wat besh tu lagu dorg tu. 
REDUP KERINDUAN 
tp skang mase da berlalu,yg lepas bya kan lepas.jadikan ia satu kenangan yg terindah.
ak nak list2 lagu time zaman2 ak dlu.mnarik perhatian beb bler dgr.terkedu seketika.sbb dlu lyan jiwang beb.ahahhahah



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semoga dgn adenye lagu ini dapat mengingatkan kembali memory lamer.
enjoy guys.. ;)




xterlambat ucapkan selamat pengantin baru.semoga kekal ke anak cucu.insyaAllah.amin
p/s:even mcm da terlmbat nak wish.hehe
 

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

post via Nokia 3310!!!New..

mcm2 status mcm2 via mobile lar,blackberry..then terbaru aritu via bukan blackberry
rasenye org indonesia yg wat.(maybe xsure)then terbaru hahh amik ko smua nye ader,
Smartphones

yang paling klakar..

sampaikan permainan playstation pun ader skali ma.


ak ase lau dah ader kat public phone pun leh on9,berguna lah balik public phone ney.klau x nak cri public phone mmg ssh ar..so pas ney rmai ar yg melepak kat ATM,leh on9,ader air cond, da mcm cc da kot.ahaha
then tang kalkulator plak,time exam ney pun sempat update status.ahahahaahah.xdpat ku bygkan,apa-apa pun u all try ar dlu application ney.membantu bg yang tidak berkemampuan. korang leh usha kat link ney.

saje letak gambar baru. :)



Monday, September 27, 2010

Camera!!!

heheh..gelak dulu..perasaan utk gelak melanda diriku ini.bkn kerna apa,tetapi kepuasan di dlam hati ini..yg sbelum ni gundah gulana,takut,segan,malu2 kucing,berprasangka.biasa ar hati kalau da(hehehe special)
ade ke special???ahahaha

mmg x ar.not this time.ape yg membuat kan ak kepuasan adalah presentation web design.kmpulan yg dianggotai oleh ak sndri,adnan,hanafi.mnyediakan 1 web bg memudahkan pengguna mndpatkan info or dlm erti kate laen connection with customer through network,for book shop..
hasilnya sungguh membanggakan.dgn hanya 2 hari kami dpat mnyiapkan 1 laman web kami sndri.so appreciate gang with your work..sumpah ak bangga gler kite dpat siapkan mngikut perancangan.kita patut meraikan nya.ahahaha.

sebenar da lamer xupdate blog ney sbb bz ngan project and assignment.dan hari raya,mmg xpandg Delly ak ney.
for this year,i have a target to get what i want in my life..buat yg terbaek FINAL ney and FINAL PROJECT jgk.gler ssh.then klau xder aral melintang D90 dlm genggaman tangan ku ini.
abah,mak sruh sponsor skit.plzzz.this year i want!!!
:)

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